James the Chef

driving was easier today.. not surprising after the announcement yesterday of stiffer fines for...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:48:11 +0300

driving was easier today.. not surprising after the announcement yesterday of stiffer fines for tw@s…. it was almost civilised!

monday, wrote Mr Kipling, is a day to bake turd pies.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:49:02 +0300

monday, wrote Mr Kipling, is a day to bake turd pies.

oh bother. ^%$&^%$&^ TWEET.

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:03:03 +0300

oh bother. ^%$&^%$&^ TWEET.

Its Tuesday, am fighting the urge to throw eggs at midget orphans…..

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:54:49 +0300

Its Tuesday, am fighting the urge to throw eggs at midget orphans…..

yet again , Monday has happened…… why? Dantes 1,234th level of hell, a recurring Monday,...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:56:20 +0300

yet again , Monday has happened…… why? Dantes 1,234th level of hell, a recurring Monday, with no coffee………..

bollocks. its monday again. this keeps happening. I’ve sent a memo, and nothing has happened,...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:16:56 +0300

bollocks. its monday again. this keeps happening. I’ve sent a memo, and nothing has happened, it should be Sunday II….

off to challenge electrickery at a gym. sod it. i will win.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:42:36 +0300

off to challenge electrickery at a gym. sod it. i will win.

Shweeb, the human-powered monorail, makes hamsters jealous â Autoblog Green

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:29:19 +0300

Shweeb, the human-powered monorail, makes hamsters jealous â Autoblog Green

Coolest Copper Chopper ever!!

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:57:19 +0300

Coolest Copper Chopper ever!!

Proposed.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:46:49 +0300

terryblakey:

jamesthechef:

Have proposed and am now engaged…. can’t believe it yet am s

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trangely relaxed about it.

Diamonds truly are a girl’s best friend but have a look at www.Diamondnexuslabs.com

Congrats!

Thanks Terry!! Will have to meet up for beers sometime!

To whom it might be pertaining to again somewhat like before.....

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:09:00 +0300

Really nice things to do with pork tenderloin the day before a barbeque.

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Rich ‘Chinese’ Pork Loin.

Ok, I’m not chinese, and this recipe is a polite nod to the wonder that is chinese food. (Nom noms). Its really good and simple.

Put pan on stove and put two cups of dark

soy sauce

in the pan at least. One chopped bulb of garlic. Yes I said a whole bulb at least. A good pinch of powdered ginger, or finely chopped fresh ginger, some white pepper, lemon juice, one or two red chillies and some runny honey. Let this marinade heat until it simmers gently. Then take it off the heat and let it cool and infuse. Once it has cooled it will thicken a bit. If you want it really thick use a bit of slaked cornflour while its simmering to thicken it up.

Add the chunks or medallions of pork loin to it ONCE IT IS COOL. Then leave in the fridge overnight and skewer and cook accordingly.

Also works as a brush-on marinade. Lovely with King prawns, chicken, spare ribs, sausages, loads of stuff. Will work well on already cooked meats, and will flavour duck very nicely. Nom nom nom nom.

Pork loin and Coriander.

Chop a load of fresh coriander and fresh garlic. Mix in a little sea salt, lemon juice and light soy. Coat the outside of the pork loin. Leave in the fridge for as long as possible.

Then slice and cook.

Honey and Mustard.

Just that. Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Add garlic to it as well. More nom’s.

Spicy Lime, Black Pepper and Garlic.

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This will almost do a ‘Jamaican Jerk’ style dish. Just as the name says, mix the ingredients. If you want heat then add a scotch bonnet pepper to marinade with the meat. DO NOT COOK THE PEPPER.

Unless of course you have no love of your own digestive tract and really like spending time spurting devils fire from your own rectum.

Nuff said.

Seconded.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:51:41 +0300

Then I bought a bottle of pink champagne

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and a bouqet of flowers yesterday as we have been together for a whole year!

(I swear the ritalin I put in her tea does wonders for our relationship)

(She says the thorazine she makes my frappe with keeps me steady)

I guess the prozac I’m on wont do any good anyway.

Just joking!!! I still can’t believe my local baker sells Jack Daniel’s and decent bubbly!!!

Alls well that ends well!

Proposed.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:47:00 +0300

Have proposed and am now engaged…. can’t believe it yet am s

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trangely relaxed about it.

Diamonds truly are a girl’s best friend but have a look at www.Diamondnexuslabs.com

Tumblarity....

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:46:17 +0300

B%$£^%$£^%$ollocks to my f&^%*&^%*&^%king Tumblarity.

Peace.

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and..."

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:45:23 +0300

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”

- Cool.

Isreali Spy-Snake close to deployment!

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:23:24 +0300

Isreali Spy-Snake close to deployment!

Cool from Nokia?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:22:31 +0300

Cool from Nokia?

Weirding modules for real?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:21:57 +0300

Weirding modules for real?

Re-inventing Tesla again!!! Get original guys!!

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:21:01 +0300

Re-inventing Tesla again!!! Get original guys!!

Metamaterials for NDT!

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:20:00 +0300

Metamaterials for NDT!

James the Chef

driving was easier today.. not surprising after the announcement yesterday of stiffer fines for...

monday, wrote Mr Kipling, is a day to bake turd pies.

oh bother. ^%$&^%$&^ TWEET.

Its Tuesday, am fighting the urge to throw eggs at midget orphans…..

yet again , Monday has happened…… why? Dantes 1,234th level of hell, a recurring Monday,...

bollocks. its monday again. this keeps happening. I’ve sent a memo, and nothing has happened,...

off to challenge electrickery at a gym. sod it. i will win.

Shweeb, the human-powered monorail, makes hamsters jealous â Autoblog Green

Coolest Copper Chopper ever!!

Proposed.

To whom it might be pertaining to again somewhat like before.....

Seconded.

Proposed.

Tumblarity....

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and..."

Isreali Spy-Snake close to deployment!

Cool from Nokia?

Weirding modules for real?

Re-inventing Tesla again!!! Get original guys!!

Metamaterials for NDT!

Shweeb, the human-powered monorail, makes hamsters jealous â Autoblog Green